Yeah, suck it rare diseases. If you’re not going to get it together enough to plague more people with whatever you’re packing, you’re going to have to share a non-specific recognition day. Hurts, doesn’t it? They’ll never be able to command anything like the same cache of your other diseases, your bowel cancers, your hepatitises (there’s no need to check, that’s definitely the correct plural. Not many people run into multiple types over the course of their lives) and your common or garden variety chest infections. Yes, the very best of ways to celebrate rare diseases day is to spend it contemplating other, more common ailments.
Now, of all the strange juxtapositions you’d think that the tooth fairy and sugary desserts wouldn’t mix. Erm, have you not been paying attention? This is an invasive species that has somehow convinced us all to allow her entry into children’s bedrooms, convincing us to allow her to harvest their discarded mouth bones. Of course she’s more than keen for the little nippers to imbibe as much sugar as humanly possible. The real surprise, for me at all, is to discover that she’s been scouse all along. Not sure what tht says about Liverpudlians, if anything.
Maybe it would be healthier to stay away from sugar and ailments (whether they’re related or not) altogether. Which leaves us with our old friend floral design. At a time when the flowers are pushing their way through the earth and signalling to the world at large that they’re very much alive, it stands to reason that people would be thinking about incorporating them into designs rather more than at other times during the year. I’m sure the venerable Miranda Priestly has something or other to say about floral patterns and this general time of year, but I can’t remember what. Oh well, off to watch the film again (what a shame) and doodle flowers.