There are high-stakes games of chicken taking place all over the world. Forward planners are being somewhat punished for their foresight. About time too. There’ve been quite a few rounds of chicken with assorted stakes. Whoever blinks first ends up losing out on their deposit or having to pay back a disappointed customer.
In the last few months, when everything was shutting down here, there and everywhere, it was easier to be confident. No one was going to let you fly anywhere on a jolly, let alone stay in a hotel or enjoy a concert. But, you see, things have changed. Not in any of the sensible places, of course. But here.
So, we’re going to see events going ahead and people having to exercise their common sense. We’ll also see whether or not that brings R back above 1 and that dreaded second wave we’ve been hearing so much about from anyone with a scrap of sense outside the government. And there was me trying not to talk about the virus for once.
Fine, nature is using the human downtime to heal, but there will be a time when everything’s back to, well, not normal, but something a bit closer to it. In short, we’re waiting for the return of everything we used to hold dear, be it sport, entertainment, live music or comedy, foreign travel and pretty much everything else that makes life worth living (yeah… I don’t have kids).
How to we endure that time? A lucky few of us will be able to sink into medicated sleep for the next year or five. What do you mean that’s only in that book I read? Well, what are scientists working on? Fine. Take up some time consuming hobbies like determining which brands of paint dry quickest on which surfaces or making wall sized tapestries. Count carpet fibres. Sort dust mites by size. See, I just invented induced comas through boredom. You’re welcome.
Wait for returns – Annie Hayden