Brexit Will Raise Risk of Revenge Porn

This is the sort of thing they’re worried about when they start worrying about valuable technology falling into the wrong hands. If someone somewhere accidentally pressed a button they really shouldn’t have access to, we’d be dead long before anyone would have the chance to mourn the consequences. It’s the less headline grabbing stuff that we ought to be rather more concerned about as those consequences can reap all manner of low level havoc over the course of our everyday lives.

Take this unfortunate misuse of the internet. It’s bad enough knowing that there’s a treasure trove of unflattering snaps of you out there on social media but this elevates everything up to a far more disturbing level. If you don’t know the sort of thing to which I am referring then lucky you, stop reading now as I’d like to preserve a little bit more innocence in the world for the time being.

But how on earth will Brexit have any effect whatsoever on the slew of compromising images barrelling their way through cyberspace? Well, we could leave it as a delicious surprise, given that all those other predictions of doom one way or the other are definitely going to come to pass. However, we can’t really leave you hanging, the anticipation’s bound to get to you.

Like with any bad breakup, the injured parties will want to ensure everyone else involved gets to experience at least a little of their personal misery. All those who so earnestly voted and didn’t get their way will naturally turn to as many forms of revenge as occur to them. Being not quite a creatively gifted as others, some will regrettably opt for this unhappy last resort. There’s nothing you can do to stop it happening so just burn any images of disrobed folk you see. And the laptop they appeared on.

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