Dominatrix Tory to Raise Children

Well, at least you know she won’t be afraid to discipline the little tykes when they’ve been misbehaving. Really though, is it actually anyone else’s business what our elected representatives get up to once they’re off the clock? Perhaps this is something of a discussion to have for another day. However, there’s no getting away from the fact that we’re a notoriously nosy people and salacious gossip has something of a habit of spreading wildly and unpredictably once out in the wild.

This particular deviant is no exception to this rule. They let a certain something about their private life slip and now we know all about the saddles, paddles and straddling of various varieties that they get up to of a Friday night.  Not that it’s anyone else’s business whatsoever but it’s hard to hold oneself back from listening to such a juicy tale. This is hardly the sort of thing you’d want to miss out on in life.

And it turns out that the plot thickens. Not only do we have someone just about akin to a lady of the night in Parliament (cast whatever moral aspersions on that you might wish) but she’s on the brink of producing offspring (I’m not entirely sure how that process works if I’m being entirely honest. I believe it may have involved putting in a catalogue order at some point or other).

Pretty much whenever anyone goes about sporting a bump in public you start passing judgement about what kind of parent they’ll turn out to be. You take in anything and everything as evidence: if they’re wearing one of those baby on board badges, the style or otherwise of the maternity clothing they’ve opted for, whether or not they’re smoking. Obviously what you reckon is final and they might have failed their currently unborn offspring before they even pop out into the world. So you’ve probably already decided that the dominatrix won’t be winning any mother of the year awards.

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