Cameron In Line to Avoid Hospital’s X-rated Porn

Well, he really does need to do his very best to avoid anything resembling a controversy at the moment. He’s on ever so slightly relatively thin ice as it is. It’s not like he’s my favourite ever guy in charge of the country or whatever but consider the alternatives. Think of that whole situation going down over in America. Hillary’s almost definitely not what anyone’s picturing in terms of a fearless leader but compared with her opponent she’s Queens Elizabeth, Boadicea and Nefertiti all rolled into one.

But, as many as so very excited to do in life, back to the porn. Why in a hospital? How could X-rated material ever manage to enter such a sanctified environment? Folk flock to such institutions in order to heal from their assorted ailments. Or possibly to get things made bigger, smaller or taken off entirely. There is always the option that they’re simply visiting the disgustingly diseased lepers.

I’m sure you all remember, avid viewers that you are of medically based television, the episode of Grey’s Anatomy when material of a discretionary nature was used as a surprisingly effect method of pain relief. As an utterly last ditch option of course when all manner of pills and potions have failed to get the job done if you know what I mean. That’s definitely what’s going down here.

But obviously Mr Cameron wants to keep his distance from all of this nonsense even if there is a vaguely sensical reason behind it. So he’s backing away from the hackneyed dialogue, cliches in story lines and whatnot (not that I’ve ever watched anything resembling that sort of nonsense). And he’s not the only one of course, he’s just one in a line of shifty and incredibly embarrassed politicians trying to keep away from this strange new policy in pain relief.

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