British Doctor Claimed he Doped Sex Beasts on the Run

Science and the health industry and hormones in general have gone too far. And for the hell of it let’s throw in religion and politics in there too because the modern world in general is some sort of nightmare (it was definitely better in those olden days that I can’t remember never having been there but that those who were go on about far too much). But back to the matter in hand. The mad scientists have been up to their old tricks again and they’ve eft the rest of us to clean up the mess.

I’m really not sure what initial thinking was. Perhaps there was a desire to understand the inner workings of sexual congress. There might have been a comically large research grant involved. Anyhow, plenty of strides were being made in the field of sexology (I’m sure there’s a technical name for it floating about somewhere in the ether but no one cares all that much).

This is how the sex beasts came to be. A whole herd of hormone crazed creatures and critters were bred together in an incredibly controlled orgy (video evidence is available but you’ll feel the overwhelming urge to gouge your eyes out following viewing). And what sprang forth was an abomination unto the natural order. The only humane thing to do was to seal them away under lock and key so that they might never see the light of day.

But one scientist allowed his feelings to get in the way of his ethical duty to the rest of the world. He was deeply saddened by the sheltered existence these animals were living. Before unbolting the various cages he did of course make sure to dope the hell out of them so that they could stagger their way out. Unfortunately, drugs wear off and the unbridled sexual antics continued to the point where a new race of crazed debauchers arose and world war three was inevitable.

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